Our Menu
Joyce farms grass fed beef, classic toasted Martin's Potato rolls, super sour dill pickles from Niki's pickles in pilot mountain.
Smash Burgers
Goodstock angus smash patty, Martin’s Potato rolls, quinoa veggie patties available.

Ladykiller
Single $10.00 | Double $13.00 • Smash patty, American cheese, red onion, Niki’s pickles, shreddy letty, mustard, spicy ketchup. Lady In Red – Add Tomato.

Heffy Supreme
Single $10.00 | Double $13.00 • Smash patty, American cheese, red onion, Niki’s pickles, shreddy letty, mustard, spicy ketchup.

Wicked Piggy
Single $11.00 | Double $14.00 • Oklahoma onion smash patty, pepper jack cheese, hickory smoked bacon, pickled jalapeños, Duke’s mayo, spicy ketchup.
Fatty Patty
Single $11.00 | Double $14.00 • Oklahoma onion smash patty, Papa K’s pimento cheese, hickory smoked bacon, Cheerwine BBQ sauce, on Texas Toast.
Frisky Dingo
Single $12.00 | Double $15.00 • Smash patty, baby swiss cheese, hickory smoked bacon, tomato, spicy maple bacon jam, old bay ranch, on Texas Toast.
Mama Possum
Single $11.00 | Double $14.00 • Smash patty, American cheese, red onions, NC beef chili, Firecracker slaw, Lusty Monk mustard blend.
Plain Fonda
Single $8.00 | Double $11.00 • Smash patty, American cheese.
Sammies in Handhelds
Ladybird
$10.00
Pickle brined fried chicken thigh, Niki’s pickles, Duke’s mayo.
Hippie Chick
$14.00
Pickle brined fried chicken thigh, pepper jack cheese, Niki’s pickles, shreddy letty, tomato, old bay ranch.
Kid's Grilled Cheese
$4.00
Texas toast, Melty American cheese, lots of butter.
Lil' Dawg
One $4.00 | Two $7.00 • Fried frank, ketchup or mustard.

Chili Dawg
One $6.00 | Two $10.00 •Fried frank, NC chili, country slaw, mustard.
Big Heffy Cheese Dawg
One $6.00 | Two $10.00 • Fried frank, cheddar sauce, smoky bacon bits, black garlic sauce, pickled red onions, chives.
Sides Such
Heffy Fries
Side $4.00 | Basket $6.00 • Crinkle cuts tossed in home spice. Served with your choice of sauce.

Chili Nelson Cheese Fries
$11.00
Crinkle cuts tossed in home spice, cheese sauce, red onions, NC beef chili, Pickled Jalapeños, sour cream, chives.
Ram Ranch Cheese Fries
$11.00
Crinkle cuts tossed in home spice, cheese sauce, bacon bits, cajun ranch, house pickled red onions, chives.